Summer is right around the corner and you know what that means: it’s almost Hot Celebrity Photobomb Season. Call you travel agent now to get the best deals on beach vacations, bike trips, and mud runs that can, at any time, be interrupted by a half-naked celebrity looking literally perfect. Want to get about 400 likes on a photo from your honeymoon? Put a famous demi-god in the background with their abs out and watch the comments come flying from that friend in high school who you didn’t even remember but seems nice enough. She’s really excited for you! We’re all really excited for you! You were pec-adjacent with an Avenger.
Chris Hemsworth got a jump on Celebrity Photobomb Season (CPS, for those of us in the industry) with a casual semi-clothed shot posted on his Instagram account. This is perfect. What a great way to begin our season! Hemsworth can be seen poolside, behind a smiling couple, chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and cool all. He’s the Fresh Prince of Bel AirBnB. He almost blends into the majestic scenery. Is that a tree? Nope, just a very famous man with no shirt on! I always get them mixed up.
His arm is casually but jauntily popped on his hip, like he’s one of the Supremes who isn’t Diana Ross. As a note, for all you celebrities looking to photobomb this season, the arm pop is a great lewk because it accentuates your traps and lats while still looking fairly comfortable. (I don’t know what traps and lats are but my trainer says them a lot so I assume they’re great. If you’re a celebrity, I presume you have them. So congratulations. Or, should I say, con-lat-tulations).
Beer in hand and Indiana Jones hat on head, he is the picture of studied casualness. “Who me?” he says. “I’m just standing here being regular and also more attractive than a human has any right to be. Am I in the way? So sorry. I’ll move.”
Of course you shouldn’t move, Chris Hemsworth! The point of Celebrity Photobombing is that while we may be interested in taking a photo of ourselves or our loved ones or our kids or whatever, every photo is improved with your nips in the background, Chris Hemsworth.
Here’s a helpful guide:
Going to Disney World and taking a picture in front of Epcot Center: good
Going to Disney World and taking a picture in front of Epcot Center with Chris Hemsworth’s nips out: Pulitzer Prize worthy.
This isn’t a photobomb; it’s just Chris Hemsworth shirtless. In case you forgot.
This is something that some male celebrities understand the art of shirtless photobombs better than others.
Jon Hamm did a delightful bit on The Tonight Show in which he photobombed tourists on top of the Empire State Building. However, you may notice something amiss about this. Do you know what is amiss?
That’s right, Chris Hemsworth, Jon Hamm doesn’t have his nips out.
This is dangerously close to “Just a regular picture,” to be honest.
And here’s Tyler the Creator with an almost-nip. So close!
I believe this photo was taken during a Cabinet Meeting at Mar-a-Lago. You can tell because Tyler is wearing a hat that says “Golf,” which translates to “Important Government Business.”
Speaking of governing, you know who gets this? Le BAE gets this. Le BAE, who is sometimes known as Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has, on more than one occasion, participated in Celebrity Photobomb Season.
Here’s a recent example. Tell me what you see here, Chris Hemsworth.
Bride having a beautiful beach wedding, check.
Lush background greenery, check.
Canadian celebrity nips, check.
If you want to be a part of Celebrity Photobomb Season 2017, it’s easy! All you have to do is gather up all your closest friends, rent your favorite beach house, cabin, hammock farm or Google Hangout, and then take all of your group photos standing slightly to the right or left of center, leaving plenty of space for an impossibly hot human being with great name recognition to come strolling in and instantly improve the quality of your photos and life and basically everything.
Source: elle.com
